- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Panto Season
Person in power with stupid name dumps a female the whole nation is fond of and takes up with foreign strumpet instead. Even Carrier coodny make this up.
Ye'd hae to coort Heather the Weather furst, then propose ti her in a plane er the Crookies, appear oan a game show wi her, win money fur charidee, she'd huv to gon up the jungle, you'd huv tae release a comedy single, then y'ed hae tae dump her, coz yiv ta'en up wi thon hing whit won the x factor.
Is she needin her bike tyres pumped up?
ReplyDeleteYe'd hae to coort Heather the Weather furst, then propose ti her in a plane er the Crookies, appear oan a game show wi her, win money fur charidee, she'd huv to gon up the jungle, you'd huv tae release a comedy single, then y'ed hae tae dump her, coz yiv ta'en up wi thon hing whit won the x factor.
ReplyDeleteI've taken this too far, haven't I?