In this environmentally-conscious and politically correct world how refereshing it is ti see a pod i killer whales in the Firth of Forth yince again.
Bit ti us Bo'nessians whales evoke innate feelings and urges haunded doon thru oor sea-faring forefathirs thit we canny control.
Should be plenty i meat n blubber oan they orcas.
Sherpen up yir great-granda's auld harpoon, git they blubber-ile bilers fired up oan the Wynd again n wi a len i a boat fi the Boat Yaird Bo'ness kin dine heartily fur a year.
Who's in? WAGs n bairn kin watch fur oor return up oan Spygless Hill like in aulden times.
Call me...
ReplyDeleteYarrgh!! Not sure if I'd be up fur bein tossed in a boat with seamen!!
ReplyDeleteIt's not another dare i say it gay film like hump back whale!
ReplyDeleteIs ishmael fi way oot west?
ReplyDeleteNope, it's a literary joke.
ReplyDeleteWell mine wis meant ti be a musical joke n if ah hud pit in Go West is apposed to Way oot West then it might huv made sense n been funny, bit is it is,it isny!
ReplyDeleteAh, I see.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Rab Hardie from G-pans wi the oar ?
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