Oan behalf i maist i ma faimily, freends, cizzins n the rest i Bo'ness kin ah jist pey tribute ti Lorne fur giein us aw the best laff we huv hud in ages.
Carrier might as well close the website down, because it's unlikely anybody's going to top that. It will be like the act who followed the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show.
A gid pint Nev - bit am bettn thirs mair foaties oot thair i Bo'nessians who are prepared ti make a twat i thumself live oan the www. Well readers? Huv u also recently allowed yir wife or bidey-in ti dress ye up n then take foaties i ye oan the stairs it an angle te make ye look bigger 'doon thair'? Poast yir results here oan the BOOB!
A dunnoe if it's the readers husbands pose, bit am gittin an offi loat i attention aff the ladies lately, wolf whistles, winks even Mrs Nasher gave me a compliment the nicht. Sorry boays bit it seems the only way tae git yir wummins attention oaf me in back oan tae yirsels is tae git a Borat cozzie. Trust me it works wonders.
Richt enuff - ah wis standin in Hoarn's the bakers n owerheard twa wummin talkn aboot the BOOB. Yin said, "Did ye see that felly wi the Borat thong oan?" The ithir replied, "Whit an erse".
U really should think aboot tidyin up yir Nad Bush City Limits.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a balloon's been stretched.
ReplyDeleteYou might have taken down the pictures on your stairwell.
ReplyDeleteya bstd, that pit me right of ma tea.
ReplyDeleteWhen she saw it, Mrs Tricky said, that reminds me I wiz talkin to wee Boaby earlier in the week.
In the secint foaty thir appears ti be we specks i lquid oan the camera lens. Whit is that? Slavers, sweat....bichrist naw!!
ReplyDeleteNice artexin by the way. Wis that a Pete Mullhoalind joab?
ReplyDeleteThe only artexin goan oan wiz when Mrs Lorne saw me in ma cozzie.
ReplyDeleteOan behalf i maist i ma faimily, freends, cizzins n the rest i Bo'ness kin ah jist pey tribute ti Lorne fur giein us aw the best laff we huv hud in ages.
ReplyDeleteHey, is yeese ken am no shy.
ReplyDeleteCarrier might as well close the website down, because it's unlikely anybody's going to top that. It will be like the act who followed the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show.
ReplyDeleteA gid pint Nev - bit am bettn thirs mair foaties oot thair i Bo'nessians who are prepared ti make a twat i thumself live oan the www.
ReplyDeleteWell readers? Huv u also recently allowed yir wife or bidey-in ti dress ye up n then take foaties i ye oan the stairs it an angle te make ye look bigger 'doon thair'?
Poast yir results here oan the BOOB!
Yan - funny u should mention Pete-so. Ah also hud a drink wi him in the Ham Shanker last week.
ReplyDeleteallegedly
ReplyDeleteNaw-really!
ReplyDeleteA dunnoe if it's the readers husbands pose, bit am gittin an offi loat i attention aff the ladies lately, wolf whistles, winks even Mrs Nasher gave me a compliment the nicht. Sorry boays bit it seems the only way tae git yir wummins attention oaf me in back oan tae yirsels is tae git a Borat cozzie. Trust me it works wonders.
ReplyDeleteRicht enuff - ah wis standin in Hoarn's the bakers n owerheard twa wummin talkn aboot the BOOB.
ReplyDeleteYin said, "Did ye see that felly wi the Borat thong oan?"
The ithir replied, "Whit an erse".
Thirs twaw wies tae take that comment, a'll take the compliment.
ReplyDeleteWhit, yu'll take it up the erse?
ReplyDeleteThen the first wife said tae the lassie ahint the coonter, "Twa stale auld buns hen"
ReplyDeleteAllegedly
ReplyDeleteA roll on sausage and a milky coffee at yir establishment will never be the same.!
ReplyDeleteJist met ma Wee Cizzin Jo thair. She remarked thit Lorne's erse wis yin i the maist disgustn hings she'd seen oan the web this year.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - noo ye ken how he gits the coffee si milky.
ReplyDeleteaye, this is the cizzin Jo, and my een are nevir gonnae be richt efter thon
ReplyDeleteWith reference to....
ReplyDeleteCarrier said...
Anonymous - noo ye ken how he gits the coffee si milky
maybe thats why I git the urge ti spit it oot