Wi news in this week's jurnal thit shameless Lithgi cooncillors hope ti stage the European Premiere i the new Star Trek movie, yasein a tenuous link ti Scotty bein boarn thair sometime in the future (ah ken - fkn nuts min), local Michelin Nae Stars chef Lorne Sossage is hopin ti boldly go whaur nae Bistro owner hus gaun afore n cash in wi his Star Trek themed menu.
So far:
Ham "Bones" Soup
Nimoy Noodles wi Spock-fried vegetables
Fruits of De Forest Gateau
Raspberry Tribble Ice Cream
Rodden Berry Cheesecake
Shatner Coffee
Any mair? Each suggestion gits a 10% share i the profits.
How aboot.
ReplyDeleteTiramaSulu also available fir George Takei-away.
Trekle sponge n custard, Starship buttie, cup of james T...
ReplyDeleteVery good Lorne :-)- like them jokes!!
ReplyDeleteA few questions...
Does yer microwave work at warp speed?
If klingons dinny pay their bill do u hit them wi a Vulcan death grip?
Have u ever had any wun de-materialise before they paid it?
Do gay trekkies set their phasers to stun?
I'm sure Lt Uhuru was at the La Fabrique - no it wis probly Shirley Bassey!!
Onyway this is all quite illogical.