Readn the last Irvine Welsh book the noo. A collection i shoart stories, bit the best yin is cried "Kingdom i Fife".
Typical line:
Wee wide boay in pub (The Goth in Cowdenbeath) announces "Thir's oanly twa hings come fi Kelty - miners n hoors!"
Big guy stands up n says "Hey serr - ma wife comes fi Kelty"
Wide boay "Whit pit did she work in?"
I read that he's writing a prequel to 'Trainspotting'.
ReplyDeleteWhit, hoarse n cairtspottin?
ReplyDeleteAm beginnin ti hink thit Welsh kens us - wi this Fife stoary, oan tap i his last book thit wis aboot a drunken wumminisin Env health inspector.
ReplyDeleteN ma favourite yin "Marabou Stork Nightmares" aboot an Embra fitba casual could be written aboot Binnz.
Am takn bets his nixt book is cried "Scooroot doon a Gundie".
Ah dread to think who Granton Star Cause is about. Oh hing on.
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