Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Brekkin: Miracle in Lidl


The holy image i Geets hus appeared in Bo'ness the nicht again, this time in a pund i seedless grapes boacht in credit-crunch bustin supermarket Lidl.
Geets, the G-pans icon, hus oaftin given the sign thit he is still here watchin ower us jist like oan yon 'Passing Ower wi Jock Edwards' - recent appearances include a damp patch behind the freezer in Lorne's Bistro , in a Fair foaty i Bridgeness Tower n oan the erse i a stray dug in Jamieson Avenue - aw i which have appeared right here oan the pages i yir super soaraway BOOB.

1 comment:

  1. "And the Lord spoke to Geets, saying, tha'll shalt not work" -
    Mathew chapter 12, verse 19.

    Thy will be done.

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