Pretentious Fower Een-ed Twat Evokes Teenage Transition Derisory Mantra

Jist heard aboot the hing above wi the erse-like name of Gok Wan wh is appairently some kind i fashion guru ti the celebs.

Of course us BOOBs ken his brithir better, Scabby Gok Wan, stylist ti the God Squad back in the eichties.