Wis it the Fringe it the weekend n happnd ti catch the play "Scarborough" it the Assembly Rooms. This endeit up being yin i the maist bizarre Fringe experiences evir experienced in the history i BOOBkind.
We queued up ti git in n noaticed thir wis oanly aboot 20 folk gaun in. Canny be up ti much ah thoacht.
Anyweys we goes in, oanly ti find the venue coansistit i a room done up like a seedy guest hoose bedroom wi a double bed in it. Oanly twinty-twa folk kin fit in!
The twa actors in this play wur sittn oan the bed, motionless. Anyweys nae saits - we hud ti sit oan the flair, roond the bed is the play starts - aboot a PE teacher takn her pupil awa fur a dirty weekend - n we ARE IN the middle i it aw - strippn, foreplay, fornication, eftirglow, arguments, fichtin' - the loat! The teacher's runn aboot the flair in hir scanties ti shut the curtains, n she trips ower ma feet, paps oot, disny bat an eeelid! We could SMELL the sweat min.
The authenticity i the piece wis further compoundit when Wee Gill noticed sumhin oan the sole i ma Timby's when we left - nane ithir thin a yased Johnny!
Some piece i theatre.
£20 Tae stand an watch 2 folk talking aboot sex an nay shagging,
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