Real Life Imitates Art

Went ti see the Bourne Utimatum the nicht, ful i car chases n the like. Gid film. Anyweys goat ti git Cinders hame before midnicht ti Poamint. Gits ti the top i the Salmon Inn brae n thirs cars fkn fleein awweys, upside doon, oan thir sides, gless everywhaur, ambulances, fire brigade, polis - thocht ah wis back in the pictures!
Anyweys the morale i the tale is thit unless yir a Black Ops Deep Cover oan a mission ti discover yir true identity, when in toon slow doon.