Saturday, October 06, 2007

The Night In Corvis ...

... the person that served me was dressed like Orlando Bloom as Legolas in Lord of the Rings.


When I got up the road, I said to Mrs Tricky, there's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's elvish

5 comments:

  1. Mae pennen!

    Sinomë mettassë, i metta ilyë nation, gweston Corvis's lingwe sina ná mára!

    Ma quetil i lambe Eldaiva?

    Try here then:
    http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Content&file=index&action=ViewContent&cid=9

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  2. Seen a drunk stagger oot i the carriers this evenin.
    I'm sure he wis Legolas !

    -insert slide whistle sound effect here-

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  3. As Gandalf the Gray is fond of saying "As long as you've got your elf"

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  4. Did embdy noatice thit Legolas eiweys wears Mithril gloves n bits when gon oot ti battle?

    Elven Safety at Work Act.

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  5. Ah've nae time for they wee pointy eared bastds and ah hate masel tae.

    Ah admit it, ah hae low elf esteem

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