it was Mordor on the Dancefloor.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
The Night in Kinneil Bowling Club ....
... when I popped in for a pint, there was a sign up saying there was a private party on in the lounge, fancy dress, theme was evil characters from Lord of the Rings. I looked ben and there were lots of people dressed as Orcs, Saruman, Sauron, Nasguls, the lot, all up dancing to a Sophie Ellis-Bextor song.
Unless there are sufficient pledges to acceptable charities, expect more crap, toon located, LotR related, music based puns.
ReplyDelete"Orthancs for the memory" ?
ReplyDeleteWhen Saruman Loves a Woman
ReplyDeleteNasgul in the Ring
Ring of fire, by Frodo Baggins
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a ring-bearer who supports St Mirren? Gollum Duncan!
ReplyDeleteAh wis at yon pairty. Went ti the bogs n wis waitn ootside a wc cubicle fur ages. Wee guy wis spewin up cola. When the door opens a big guy wi pintit ears appears wi the wee boay in tow lookn green aroond the gills.
ReplyDeleteAh says ti an orc daein a pish - "Whit's the stoary thair"?
Orc replies "Huv ye nivir seen an Elf wi a bad coke hobbit afore?"