Happy 60th Birthdiy ti the Godfaithir

Unbelievably, the Godfaithir hus turned 60 the day.
The popular local man who practically runs an Asda warehoose singul-handedly, n who wis recently voted "Taxi Driver i the Decade" it the recent Bo'ness Peoples' Choice Awards, wul be celebratin it a do it a wild pairty it the Kinneil Boolin Club the nicht.
Happy Birthdiy fi the BOOB!!