Match

"There's Sumbdy fur Evirybidy"

Keekin Oot

Ye'd hink they WAGs wid be able ti git a bikini thit fits wi the money they fitba' players are oan?
Ken this?

Bo'ness Fair - The Unsung Heroes

The BOOB thocht it wis time ti pey tribute ti this team i unsung heroes - The Toon Flag Flying Squad.

Led by Supervisor Butts Ford n Chairgehand Heggie, this band i dedicated professionals, by their single-mindit determination and skilled use i a hired cherry-picker (in line wi the Working it Heights Regulations), manage eviry year ti hing the Bo'ness Fair Procession route flags in the Toon n beyond, singul-handedly bringin joy ti the herts i bairns n adults in Bo'ness n thruoot the world.




Gentlemin - Bo'ness Salutes Yees!

(Foaties lifted wi permission fi S1 Bo'ness. Hunners mair thair anaw)

Postcode Lottery - Photos Jist In

BOOB HQ huv jist received foaties i Sunday's Postcode Lottery Summer Belter fi oor roving junior photographer Callum Timms.

Miss Scotland hud a great time in Bo'ness - aw lassies usually dae.

In ithir news, some Bo'ness folk won a few boab.

Jerusalem or Bust!

Bumped in tae a few o' yis at the fair, Ants suggested that I let yis ken that am away tae Jerusalem oan the 23rd to work in a Palestinian Refugee Camp fur a bit. Will keep yis aw posted wi reports from the camp. If any body wants to make a donation as I'll be taking some school equipment over pass it oan tae sam.

Up Close

Brekkin: BOOBs Triumph in Local Master Quiz

The BOOB team were victorious last night at the Ricky P Quiz, beating all-comers to the first prize i a boatil i whisky.
 The crucial deciding question wis "Whit wis the name i the BT mascot fi the 80s?".
Toafy.

Mollie Sugden 1922-2009

Master of the double entendre. Her pussy has now gone through the great cat-flap in the sky.

Where's Lorne's Fair Hat?

No:429
Florida State

Brekkin News: Lorne Allowed Oot

In a dramatic twist the night, Lorne hus sensationally been allowed oot ti the Ricky P Curry & Quiz night.
He hus jist txtd ti say he wul "be gittn drapped aff it 7".
This story is developing as we type, watch this space fur further updates.

Where's Lorne's Fair Hat? part deux

The Peel, Linlithgow Marches 2009. (Note "action slacks" waist on trousers. Ideal for ingestion of fried foods served at certain eating establishments in said town)

Spawny Bo'ness

Lucky baistarts in the West i Bo'ness huv won the 'Summer Belter' Postcode lottery accordin ti here.
Post code is EH51 0??.
The winners will share £1.5 Million.
All will be revealed on 5th July.

Update: Winning Postcode wis EH51 0DG, n yin luck Bo'nessian hud a lift i mair thin £150000.

Where's Lorne's Fair Hat?

A new feature where readers spot Lorne's Fair Hat on it's travels

No: 237

Arizona

Indesit Behaviour

Fair Day joy fur these three lucky winners (pictured above), who each received a year's free servicin i thir Zanussi Washer Dryers fi local domestic appliance engineer Tich fi G-yke. The correct answer to the competition question wis: "40 degrees for 15 mins".

(Photo: Callum Timms Photography)

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Ah hate it when they big hairy G-dyke spiders hae bairns.

Malphrus Blob - Aliens Doon Oor Gundies

Warning: Hae yir Tea Later

An unknown lifeform hus been funt the nicht doon the main sewer fi Panbrae ti Corbiehaw thrivin oan nuhin bit jobby suppers.
Experts reckon new species kin oanly be fi Uranus.
This is real & will gie ye the dry boak.

BOOBs at Richmond Park

Many a sunburnt face the day after.

Stranger Danger

Did embdy see this boay oan the Fair Day?

(Photo: Callum Timms Photography)

Fair Vids 2009

Don't Point That Thing At Me

People who know me were very wary of having their picture taken by me on the Fair Day in case it ended up on this site. However, these three were more than happy to appear on Bo'ness's number one website.

Queen's Arch

More up at the Queen's.

Happy Bo'ness Fair Day 2009 fi the BOOB

Hav a gid yin Bo'ness.

As we write the summer sun is keeking through the haar.

Might be a roaster.

Mind n buy us a drink.

Fair E'en Fever Pitch

The Fair E'en celebrations officially commence wi the Carriden Band oan their traditional mairch past BOOB HQ.


Regular BOOB visitor Jim Penman's faimily should feel rightly proud the nicht - the Queen's Airch is a cracker! Well done fi the BOOB ti Jim & team i builders . Sorry - they moby foaties dinny dae it justice, bit Mowgs wul soart that oot ower the next few days nae doobt airmed wi his 20 Megapixel. Ah bumped inty Stanley, Tam Burns n WAGs up there anaw. Gid tae see they aulder boays again.

Anithir airch roond the corner wis lit up braw.

Foreign visitors n Daily Mail readers - you arny dreamin - this is Bo'ness oan the Fair E'en.

Great Bo'ness Teams

No: 436
Kinneil Club Pool Team
1980 - sumhing

(Foaty: Oody Archives)

Phew! Whit a Scorcher

BOOBs Basking in Glorious Sunshine

Bo'ness lassie Agnes Snedden enjoys a pint i milk doon the Crookies earlier today

Temperatures huv been soarin in Bo'ness ower the last few days.
Lit's hope it continues up ti Friday so we dinny need jaikits this year.

Bo'ness for Dummies - Fair Speshel

Beaming (v.) -
1. to smile radiantly; express joy through one''s facial expression
2. to emit light; be bright, as of the sun or a light;

Beaming (v.)(Bo'ness) -
1. Bairn's faces oan the Fair Day;"nature's face with smiles is beaming"
2. To git a rid neck; "Yir face is beamin min"
2. At the Victoria Park in the early 1980s, to expertly swing from a standstill to right ower the bars, as shown above.

A hunner mair doon thair oan the sidebar!

Bing Sings

Flash fi Oz n Back Again is ower in the US n hus sent us this foaty.

The BOOBS are kent thruoot the world.

Fair Claes 1950s-style

In this photo from the family archive, family and friends wait outside the Douglas Hotel Bar for the procession. [I am led to believe this pub used to be near the town clock. Can anyone confirm this?]