Cooncilor Ann fi the Chip Shoap wul huv the task i namin the new development. Current frontrunners are Beer Mat Close, Skol Gardens, Auld Bingo Caird Smell Avenue. Any ithir suggestions?
Monday, November 23, 2009
BREKKIN: Hooses ti be built oan Sacred Grund
Cooncilor Ann fi the Chip Shoap wul huv the task i namin the new development. Current frontrunners are Beer Mat Close, Skol Gardens, Auld Bingo Caird Smell Avenue. Any ithir suggestions?
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Modern Warfare 3
Developers are already working on the next instalment of one of the best games ever created.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Previews of Forthcoming Attractions
Waking Up wi a Large Hardon

Jist ower a year ago we published the above foaty and THIS POST.
Is it happens, the Hardon flopped, bit they are gonny fire it up again the morra.
The moarin's moarnin ye could wake up is normal, or mair likely ye could be a pile i atoms, sooked inty a swirlin vortex event horizon accordin ti this equation:
BREKKIN: By-Election Results In
Here are the results of the Bo'ness & Blackness by-election
The results of the first preference votes were:
Ann fi the Chip Shoap (SNP): 1,604 votes - 58%
Len fi the Shoe Shoap (LAB): 823 votes - 30%
Wife fi the Book Shoap (CON): 283 votes - 10%
Ootsider, probably works in a shoap in Fawkirk (LIBDEM): 79 votes - 3%
Since the majority i votes wur acquired oan the first count Ann fi the Chip Shoap wis elected it the first stage i counting.
Free Fish Suppers aw roond in Corvi's the nicht.
The results of the first preference votes were:
Ann fi the Chip Shoap (SNP): 1,604 votes - 58%
Len fi the Shoe Shoap (LAB): 823 votes - 30%
Wife fi the Book Shoap (CON): 283 votes - 10%
Ootsider, probably works in a shoap in Fawkirk (LIBDEM): 79 votes - 3%
Since the majority i votes wur acquired oan the first count Ann fi the Chip Shoap wis elected it the first stage i counting.
Free Fish Suppers aw roond in Corvi's the nicht.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
The BOOB next night oot.
Sportsmins dinnir, feck that, this is a night oot or in, oan yir ain wi kleenex.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Wit a cheatin French F**K!!!!!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Kid Earnin
Ma dochter hus goat hersel a JOAB!
In yin i the Wean's Play areas up in Lithgi.
Ah kin hardly believe it, ma ain wee lassie oot workin!
Thir no lang in growin up.
That reminds me, she owes me dig money....
In yin i the Wean's Play areas up in Lithgi.
Ah kin hardly believe it, ma ain wee lassie oot workin!
Thir no lang in growin up.
That reminds me, she owes me dig money....
Friday, November 13, 2009
Mickey Mouse Competition
Look oot fur Goofy, Pluto n Donald Duck in nixt year's Fair procession, is Bo'ness is in the runnin ti be twinned wi Walt Disney World in Florida.A nice wee holiday up for grabs fur the lucky Bo'nessian wha submits the best entry n a massive pairty in the Toon anaw.
Git yir entries in here.
Mind the closing date is next week.
Lithgi entered anaw bit nae chance.
Bo'ness hus character, Lithgi disney.
(Spotter: Wee Chas)
Thursday, November 12, 2009
BOOB Fitba Team Needit
The BOOB are entering a team in the above comp.
Tricky is soartin oot the registrations wi the SFA.
Aw thaim interestit pit yir name in the comments.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Monday, November 09, 2009
Original & Best
Jim Barrowman reminds us thit he wis yin i the founder members i the Boys of Old Bo'ness. He's goat the tatts ti prove it tae!
Spoartsmin's Dinner
The BOOB wur well representit it the Fair Spoartsman's Dinner oan Settirdiy it the Toon Hall. An eclectic mix i drunkards it Table 8 enjoyed thir Bo'ness Wedding Cake main course n the banter fi speakers Hugh Burns, Chic Charnley, Paul Reid n Shuggie Naismith. The BUs fi 84 wur in attendance - sum gid foaties ti cum btw when ah find oot who took them. Congrats ti Alan Ford, Ketal n Burnsy fur the organisation.The nicht endit oan a high note wi Not So Sags introducing the assembled throng at the Ricky P efterpairty ti Jager Bombs.
Bo'ness re-United
Back thegither eftir 25 years, the Bo'ness United Junior Cup winning team of 1984 made a welcome appearance it the Spoartsmin's Dinner it the Toon Hall oan Settirdiy.
Thanks for the Memories boays.
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Protect the Lorne!
I read that there is a campaign to the give the Lorne Sausage a Protected Geographical Indicator, putting it alongside Parma ham, Arbroath Smokies and Melton Mowbray pies. Friday, November 06, 2009
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Yarr ! What be your name ?

If you've ever taped an LP, ripped a CD or visited a torrent site, get your official Pirate Name here :
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
I now be known as " Cap'n Bob Bloodgut".
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
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