Thursday, March 17, 2005

BU Club oan Fire

I huv ti report that my sources tell me the BU wis oan Fire on Sunday evening.

The Fire Brigade were quickly in attendance, but made a right baws up i gettn water oot the nearby hydrant. They hud tae fill up thir engine bowser from water fi the doaks.

This resulted in thir hoses gettn choked up wi debris - 3 crabs, an eel, a large grey bra and an auld motorbike.

When they finally goat in the fire was quickly contained but the Firemen were shocked at the extent i the smoke damage until they realised it wis existing nicotine stains on the walls and ceiling.

No be long before ING demolish it fur hooses anywey, ay?

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