Husny Chinged Much

Do u recognise this wee cheeky chappie?

This wis the foaty in the 1976 Fair programme when TC was a Page Boy. I can even mind that jumper. A year before Punk tae.

Last I heard he was working for United Distillers. Tell me he wis daein a bit i modellin' n that.

I think he steys up beside Binnz in Pow's Auld Tumchy Field Scheme.

I see his brerrs mair - Graham's a ref and in fact is meant tae be daein the Bo'ness Utd's match this weekend. Deeky is now built like a shithoose and I see him in the pub noo and again. He likes to come up and remind me aboot how he goat bullied by us aw in the 'guid auld days'.

Of course, ahem, I remind him it wis maistly that Yan and Cox that were tae blame.....