Monday, August 22, 2005

Call of Cuthell-who?



Great news fur aw yoos single fellys oot there!

The word on the streets i G-dyke is that Cuthell's hoose is now in proud ownership i the parents i Miss Scotland, Lois Wetherup, wi the distinct possibility that the planning approval fur a hoose in the gairdens is fur the lassie herself ti bide in.

Miss Scotland - even tho' u r a Black Bitch - a big BOOB welcome, and altho am no interested maself, am sure some i the lads wid be mair thin willing ti gie u a hand wi the flittn, just let us ken hen.

3 comments:

Carrier said...

Ah'm gaun 'All In'.

Carrier said...

With regard to housebuilding in the grounds of the house, why does my mind always come back to this story....
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/02/20/crematory.bodies/?related

Mowgli said...

I don't have any incriminating in my cupboards...except for that full-size lady suit, using the skin of murdered women, when I prance about my bedroom with my genitals tucked between my legs, accompanied by heavy rock music while moths fly around the room.