Danny Penman's lassie, according ti the Italian who telt me the night it the fitba'.
By coincidence ah passed him at Tesco's the nicht.
He looked kinny shellshocked.
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Aye,accordin ti ma mole it the grange,maist i the main players ur it the murrays n cairiden. De ye hink thull move the procession ti go up cairiden brae this year seein is they aw managed the skull brae it the grange last year[ah believe its alsi the centenary i the grange]Here's ti aw you strangers,cos if yur no a .....
As opposed ti gaun ti the pubic n bein a tranny
The mole, who wis oft times seen sittn oan David Joahnstin's fence watchn fitba, may huv misled her brerr ti a certain extent.
Ma information is that the Queen and a lot i her fellow subjects stey up in Pow's Auld Tumchie Field Estate, aka the New Mingle, aka the Beazers. Also the ex-Queen is jist aroond the coarnir as u probably remember fi last year.
This will yince again give the residents association the usual licence ti try and 'ootdae' each other wi thir airches in direct proportion ti thir monthly mortgage payments.
The plus side is that drunken revellers oan thir usual Fair E'en 'roond the airches' tour will hae plenty i stop off points ti dae a pish at the Binnz, Broon, and The Italian hooses ti name bit a few.
Of course the real issue thit demands an answer here is - whit the fk are fine upsatanding members i oor community littn thir bairns go ti the Grange skill?
Di yi know ken thit the grange at maisters in raising heidbangers. Mibae the bairns up your way need toughened up? or is that roughed up.
Coz, apart fi the fine edyekashiun,they ken thit thur bairns will win the prize fur best prezentees iviry year thit thur in it
.....N that rok aroond the cloak nonsense.
Weel,ma moles mither[which, by coincidence, happens ti be mine anaw] says thit thurs a loat i thum thit ur based in cairiden, n am taken her word fur it. Re the prezentees, the reasin the grange really diz win it iviry year[as opposed ti carrier jist tellin awbdy thit st mary's won it] is thit they employed a real choreographer, Mrs Langlees. Lorne wur you in the busby year wi a certain Jill K coz av goat a foaty i that years float somewhaur. Awfy nice yelly tights if a remember rightly
Ah mind i win the prezzies award wi wearin a plain.
yan is right. most are out by carriden.
See,ah telt yiz. Ma moles no morroco ye ken. If ye want the real low doon aboot the grange,contact me.
Ah reckin u foned ur sista n telt her ti back ye up or she wisny gettn a Xmas present this year -an inside joab!
Am no walkin oot ti the Murries!
It's no the walkin oot ti the murries thit bothers me, it's the walk up or doon cairiden brae. Noo there's a walk fur the bairns ti hae on the fair day
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