Howsitgaun?

That's me back fi ma wee brek, n ti tell ye the truth am fkn worse aff thin when ah left - the first week ah wis laid low wi a lung infection thut ah thoat ah caught oaf a nasty shower heid, or the aircon in ma Chevy, "Bessie 5". Gill also caught it, presumably thru close p2p contact. As ye kin see below ah also managed ti obtain 3rd degree burns oan ma feet it the Gulf Coast. Ah hud a wee blister till ah goat oan the plane, then at 35,000 feet it expanded- ken like a bag i crisps dis? - and ah thoat ma fit wis gonny explode. Janet Paton wis laffin her heid aff yistirday when ah peyed her an emergency visit.
Back ti the grind then the morra.
Whit's been happn?