In years gone by, aboot this time, we wid aw be haedin doon the toon ti watch those annual tests of strength and ability kent and loved bi aw Bo'nessians as the Foreshore Frolics. BOOB say bring thum back and introduce a new gen ti the delights i girr and cleek racing, greasy poles and my personal favourite - the pianny smashin (above).
N, preferably, make it an aw-wummin affair tae.
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Whit ahd like ti ken is,whaur the fck did they git aw they pianies fi in the first place? N whit aboot the pram n the bed races. Ma favourite wis gittin soaked bi the hugh pressure hose fi the fire injin. Kin ye imagine noo gaun hame ti yur maws n sayin, the firemen lined us up against a wa n pit the hose oan us,tho ahm sure thurs quite a few bairns in the toon theyd like ti dae it ti.
Pianies fi Paddy's. No questions asked
Nooadays it's mair likely ti be "lined us up against a wa n pit their hose IN us".
It's a bloody disgrace.
Di yi mind i the iron rings yi hud ti race wi? Thank f**k fir the new era i playstations and xboxes.
The aforementiont girrs. Ah hink the foondry yased ti make thum, along wi 'chuckies'.
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