- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Instant Fair Day Happiness Kit
Building an airch? Guarantee a smile oan ur wean's face oan the fair day by downloading this, printing it aff and discretely posting it during the procession. Stick a £5 note in a broon envelope thru yir ain door and hey presto! Nae mair tears. Simple.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
1 comment:
But a dinnae hae ti take mine doon oan the setterday or midweek.
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