Poles Apart

This Dutch dude is claiming a first, bit aulder BOOBs will remember that this invention wis first hypothesised in G-pans. The floating bed wis the favoured night-time abode of Skids Oanmapants, star of the comic strip 'Futureshock' that appeared in the Grangepans-published weekly paper for boys 'Trash Can' during the early eichties.
Although toying with the idea of full-scale production in Futin Det's hut, the BOOB later rejected the idea in favour of using mullet hairstyles, Sta-press waffle troosers oot i Wevlings, tassle shoes and Brut ti magnetically attract unsuspecting wummin inty bed, and later, marriage.