Boatim i Boundary Street
1983
The long-running conflict of opinion ower whether its 'tomati sauce' or 'tomato ketchup' ends in chaos as Yan dooks his wee brithir Nevets in a pan i Dolmio.
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13 comments:
Has anyone ever figured out the difference between catsup & ketchup?
Fut, Hinrees in the toon will test yer een sicht
Instead of a mini me. It's a big Yan.
Flash,how you doin? That guy looks nothin like me by the way as he is totally hairless in the chest department. Me, on the other hand, is Tarzan
Ketchup is sumhin ye dae when ye are laggin behind;)
if that's the way we evolve Fut, you'll soon be oot i business. Folk wull be able to scrape thur ain coarns. Even fat folk.
Fut, wid yer Auntie no need a nob an aw?
Fut, does that not negate your Shakespearian argument juxtapositioning two members of your family and the relative ease of interchanging their roles, given the correct set of circumstances, no matter how improbable those circustances be?
Or is it just that most metaphors don't bear close examination?
I don't think we should take Shakespeare too literally.
For example in Julius Caesar (II, ii, 30-31) he asserts that,
"When beggars die there are no comets seen;
The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes."
However i remember when Aggy Doo goat run ower wi a Bucket Moatir it Dower House, Halley's Comet wis visible moving through the constellation Aquarius.
Fair point Carrier. In Richard III he wrote:
"Talkers are no good-doers: be assur'd
We go to use our hands, and not
our tongues"
an we aw ken thats no richt
Ooo, listen to her
Oan yonder hill their stood a docot. It's no their noo cos some cunt took it. F**k shakespear.
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