Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Damn pet hair!!!


Just the sight of wee Biz Bell reminded me of a story he telt me aboot his allergy tae Guinea Pigs, his hair awe faws oot it the very smell i the wee critters, nae jokin Guinea baldness. Anybody goat onymare stories i funny allergies? Posted by Picasa

13 comments:

lorne said...

A've goat yin tae start yeese oaf, in the late 80's a took an allergic reaction tae an ingredient in Walkers Cheese n Ingon Sawt n Shake crisps, it made ma scalp bubble like suhin oot the Howlin, fkn lastit fir days.

Carrier MSc said...

Mine's are penicillin n codeine.
The first is slightly problematic when it comes ti certain, ahem, 'difficult' bacterial infections. It manifested itself when ah wis prescribed a course i antibiotics n ended up lookn like coarnt beef.
The codeine allergy is much mair fascinatin and ma last episode endn up wi ma boatim lip n ma big tae expanding like yoan Nutty Professor's.

futin det said...

Oor youngest is allergic tae timati sauce. She loves the stuff tae. Kin imagin, at that age she gets it everywhere oan her face. Ends up lookin like yin.

Me, ah git this huge swelling everytime I come intae contact wi any pornografi....!!

Wee aside: Every Guinea Pig is allergic tae penicillin. Can kill them apparently.

lorne said...

Ma guinea pigs deid last year, saw wee Biz wi an empty tablet boattle near thur hutch, bastard.

Carrier MSc said...

Oh aye ah furgoat. Ah'm also allergic ti gittn mairit.

Symptoms: Initial sense of wellbeing quickly turns to resentment, due to lack of laughter, reduction in nights oot wi the lads, reduced attendance it fitba matches, lack of alcohol and regular denial of sexual consumation. Culminating in anaphylactic shock, or words ti that effect.

Incubation period: Honeymoon Night ti 14 days

Duration of Illness: 9 years

Treatment: Resistance is futile, only available action is Divorce.

futin det said...

No thit yer bitter or anyhing!

Carrier MSc said...

True - this experience has oanly sensitised me ti further episodes.
Prevention is better thin cure.

Nevets said...

Hear, hear (says a lonely 36-year old).

yan said...

Nevets,ur you no only 35.Dinny wish yur life awaw.No 36 till Jan. Ahm allergic ti gaun oot n hain a guid time wi ma pals, or so Annalisa tells me. Side efects ur sair heid, dehydration n bowel trouble. Ah also git a nippy heid fi no cumin hame when ah say ah will.

Nevets said...

I'm getting so old that I had to stop and think about what age I am. But I am actually 36 as I was born in 1970 and will be 37 in January. Of course, next year you will be...

lorne said...

43?

yan said...

The wee 4 oh.Nevets,indeed you are 36,had a bit i a brainstorm thair n thought you wur 4 years younger than me fur some reasin

Nevets said...

As I said, I had to stop and think. I couldn't even remember what year it was and had to check a calander to see that it was 2006. My mind is going. Too much self-abuse does rot the brain.