Monday, November 13, 2006

Brekkin News: Miracle oan Lithgi High Street


News i anithir miraculous appearance reaches us the nicht it BOOB HQ.

The holy image of G-pans icon Geets hus been revealed by local restauranteur Mr Lorne Sossage in a damp patch oan the wa behind his chist freezer.

"Ah hud jist pulled the freezer oot ti clean the flair, in accordance wi ma daily cleaning schedule as part i ma "Cooksafe" requirements much admired by West Lothian Environmental Health Dept., when ah noticed the unmistakable image" Lorne revealed.

Visitors to the well-known Lithgi eatery are welcome ti view the image, provided they purchase a roal on sausage, ham or blackpuddin (£1.50 ea).

2 comments:

Yan said...

Ahm sure thit if it could cry tears i mulk thur wid be a wee cup sittin right below it,collectin it

Tricky said...

Or Foghorn Leghorn.

Wid he no be a guid voice to dae the Scotrail announcements oan the trains? "The train will now be arriving at Hay ... Ah say the train will now be arriving at Haymarket" Better than the monotoned electronically generated cow they huv at the moment.