Thursday, November 30, 2006

Confessions of a Windae Cleaner


It disny seem that long ago thit wee Billy wis runnin aboot Gpans wi an auld widdin ladder n a pail i soapy watter, wi the erse fawin oot his jeans, bit believe it or naw he's 40 the day!!
Some readers may be puzzlit why the famous player/manager i Links Utd who grew up ti be a Bo'ness windae & industrial cleaning entrepreneur is wearin the hoops, bit yoose huv goat ti realise thit Billy didny git whaur he is the day withoot makin sensible decisions.
A guid businessmin recognises when an investment jist isny workn oot.
So while sum narrow-mindit individuals may berate once diehard Gers fan Billy fur this apparent volte face we BOOBs applaud him fur haein the conviction ti realise its better ti support a mair successful cause raithir thin go doon wi a sinking ship.
His employee Wee John Cummings has awready oaffert ti learn him a few ballads tae.
Happy Birthday Billy fi the BOOB!
(Foaty supplied by a gid freend i his)

3 comments:

WeeGC said...

A think Billy's shouting get it aff me it's burnin. Must huv been fir a bet?

Anonymous said...

Naw - that wis his main birthday present. The look in the foaty is due ti the initial allergic reaction but his boady will soon accept the chinge. Wi the mair games he goes ti.

WeeGC said...

Accordin ti Billy he spends to much time at the caravan in deepest ayrshire.