
$140 Million painting by Jacson Pollock.

5 minutes oan Microsoft paint oan ma p.c.
Personally a cannae see whiy the fcuk onybdy wid spend $140 million oan suhin oot the boatum i a bird cage, nutter.
- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.


Dinny ken whit we are oan aboot?
Learn the lingo here.
UPDATE: OWER A HUNNERINALEEVIN NEW WORDS!
1 comment:
Hey, you'll never guess what. "Pollock" sounds a bit like "bollock". Imagine that! I've thought about writing to the newspapers in case they are struggling for headlines.
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