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Monday, December 18, 2006
Panto Season
Person in power with stupid name dumps a female the whole nation is fond of and takes up with foreign strumpet instead. Even Carrier coodny make this up.
Ye'd hae to coort Heather the Weather furst, then propose ti her in a plane er the Crookies, appear oan a game show wi her, win money fur charidee, she'd huv to gon up the jungle, you'd huv tae release a comedy single, then y'ed hae tae dump her, coz yiv ta'en up wi thon hing whit won the x factor.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
2 comments:
Is she needin her bike tyres pumped up?
Ye'd hae to coort Heather the Weather furst, then propose ti her in a plane er the Crookies, appear oan a game show wi her, win money fur charidee, she'd huv to gon up the jungle, you'd huv tae release a comedy single, then y'ed hae tae dump her, coz yiv ta'en up wi thon hing whit won the x factor.
I've taken this too far, haven't I?
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