A wis ower it oor local bakers samplin thur wares in guess whaw wis staunin in the queue in front i me, aye yi guessed it nane other thin former Miss Scoatlind buyin a haggis, tattie n neep pie. First impressions wur it must be fir sumbdy else, bit naw she bit richt intae it ootside the shoap, a thoat "that's shockin min, yiv nae broon sauce oan that" jist shows yi thit, yi kin take the burd oot i Bo'ness bit yil nivir git Bo'ness oot the burd.(even though she's fae Lithgae)
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Class. Watch the site hits go thru the roof noo wi that title!
Has embdy else been stalkn former beauty pageant contestants lately? Perhaps you've seen a top model purchasing a quartir i choppt pork in Burns the Butchers? Or bumped inty a former Page 3 girl in Lidl buyin yon cheap fags it the checkoot? Poast details i yir encountirs here!
Stalkn, a hink naw. It wis purely coincidental thit we wur in the same shoap, in nuhin ti dae wi me waitin 3 days in the rain fir hir turnin up.
She's no even miss flints efter rushing that no even horns anymore pie oot her fart box
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