Thursday, February 01, 2007

Orcas Ahoy!



In this environmentally-conscious and politically correct world how refereshing it is ti see a pod i killer whales in the Firth of Forth yince again.

Bit ti us Bo'nessians whales evoke innate feelings and urges haunded doon thru oor sea-faring forefathirs thit we canny control.

Should be plenty i meat n blubber oan they orcas.

Sherpen up yir great-granda's auld harpoon, git they blubber-ile bilers fired up oan the Wynd again n wi a len i a boat fi the Boat Yaird Bo'ness kin dine heartily fur a year.

Who's in? WAGs n bairn kin watch fur oor return up oan Spygless Hill like in aulden times.

9 comments:

Ishmael said...

Call me...

futin det said...

Yarrgh!! Not sure if I'd be up fur bein tossed in a boat with seamen!!

WeeGC said...

It's not another dare i say it gay film like hump back whale!

yan said...

Is ishmael fi way oot west?

Anonymous said...

Nope, it's a literary joke.

yan said...

Well mine wis meant ti be a musical joke n if ah hud pit in Go West is apposed to Way oot West then it might huv made sense n been funny, bit is it is,it isny!

Anonymous said...

Ah, I see.

cox said...

Whit the fook r u's oan aboot. his sum body wanked aff a whale or whit!

papaclio said...

Looks like Rab Hardie from G-pans wi the oar ?