"Of course, when I say Pussy, I really mean ....."
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- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Dinny ken whit we are oan aboot?
Learn the lingo here.
UPDATE: OWER A HUNNERINALEEVIN NEW WORDS!
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Mr. Humphries: [reading Mr. Kato's palm] Cross means crash.
Mr. Kato: Please?
Mr. Humphries: Cross means crash.
Mr. Kato: Please?
Mr. Humphries: Closs mean clash!
Mr. Kato: Oh!
[pause]
Mr. Kato: Me no need clash; me got cledit card!
(In 1972, racism was yet to be invented)
Mrs. Slocombe: [removes her gas mask] What about this fog! My pussy's been gasping all night
Ah, I see. When Mrs Slocombe was talking about her pussy she was in actual fact referring to her cat and not her fanny. I just got that joke. These scriptwriters, eh?
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