Sunday, March 25, 2007

Pot calln kettle bleck

Lorne hus goat a richt cheek. Here he is in the crowd i the recent Cricket World Cup in the West Indies, whaur he went fur a wee brek yasein the 'meagre' profits fi aw they roals oan sossage.
Note the Polis movin in ti arrest him fur the indecent exposure i unkempt pubes in a built-up area.
Is he correctly asserts, ye'll nivir hide fi the BOOB!


Lorne said...

Mrs Lorne and infant Lorne both thoat thit the boay in the foatie wis your spit, is there suhin your no tellin us?

Carrier said...

Stoap tryin ti chinge the subject!