Received this email today. She should be asking for a refund from whoever she did "fast rate of studying English language" with.
Nev, shall I point her to your Bebo website? She can slug it out with Studmuffin for your affections
Hello!!!
My name is Svetlana.
I live in Russia, in the city of Yoshkar-Ola. To me 26 years.
I would like to find out you better, but for the beginning I
shall tell a little about itself:
Studied in institute also I have good educations I work as the
the children's the teacher. Since the childhood I have chosen for this
myself trade I very much I like my work, I have respect of people
with which I I work also which to work with me.
I can tell about myself that with a smile I go for work, therefore
that really I receive great pleasure from work with children. I love
children very much and I would like to have children in the future, but
for the beginning I want to find the love.:)
My director has planned to open a private school for Russian children in
UK. I and some other Children's doctors of our school had an opportunity
to work in the UK. To work in the UK I has passed fast rate of studying
English language. To me did all necessary documents for flight
in UK, but approximately one month ago director informed me that all
plans are cancelled and is never possible to be carried out. I built big
plans and all has failed.
Certainly I have been very much disappointed when has learned these news.
Several days ago to me there has come the invitation from UK the ambassador
for reception of the visa. Director informed me that I can to take advantage
of this visa in my personal purposes.
Also director informed that can give long holiday from work if I shall
decide to fly in the UK. I long thought the visa is necessary for me whether
or not. I heard about your country much and it seems to me that really the
best place where it is possible to live and to enjoy a life. The UK has good
economy and it does yours the country stable.
I think that the UK it really best place to find the love, and to live
happily up to the end of a life. I always dreamed to see what life in the
UK and it is possible even to find the love there. Now this dream seems a
reality because with the visa I I have an opportunity to travel in the UK.
I have taken advice about trip to the UK at the girlfriends and they have
told that will be happy for me if I shall carry out the dream of trips to the
UK. Also they informed that men from UK have all qualities of the best
husband. It is valid so? I has decided to fly in the UK, but it is difficult
for me to think of flight in your country seriously because know nobody there.
Probably it silly sounds, but I has decided to engage to searches
of the man from the UK on the Internet. Now I have written to you also it
would be very glad if my visa was useful for ours meetings. I would like to
learn you closer. To learn it is more about your plans, dreams and values.
Who knows, probably we have general plans for The future and to us it will be
good together!?
If you really want to find the good woman for yourself that please write to
me and perhaps in the future we could know better each other and we would have
our meeting and we could build the present family and good relations.
I really good woman which want love and happiness and I when did not want to
destroy your heart.
Please, write to me back and send your pic on my regular e-mail
svetlanamila@bk.ru
I shall look forward to hearing from you.
To have good day,
Svetlana.
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She's a slapper min, a've hud hir.
Just found your blog on Svetlana from Russia. She's mine I tell you. She sent it to me too!
Do they think we are that stupid!
Gareth, Cheltenham
Em, Studmuffin happens to be my niece, thank you very much Tricky.
Кен ее? Я бен ее!
fk me, how could I make such a mistake Nev?
Is everyone on Bebo who calls themselves names like Sexkitten, Hotstuff, Midden knickers or Lorne Sossage really just looking for relatives?
Btw Carrier, you've reached Cheltenham now, home to GCHQ. Best no post any mair new-clear secrets you found at Rosyth
GCHQ still there is it? I remember a friend of mine was posted there from Aden in 1961 (bet some of you weren't around then!) but he failed the training course - couldn't carry a telegraph pole across a marsh at midnight.
Oh and Svetlana wrote to me too. Guess her language course didn't cover geography - Oz is a long long way from UK!
Please do not be quick to have a go at poor Svetlana. Feeling sorry for her I arranged to have £500 wired over to her bank account so she could fly over to Edinburgh to meet me. Unfortunately, due to illness she couldn't make the flight, so sent her big Russian brithir Ivan to meet me instead, along with his minder Boris. On greeting Ivan, he insisted that I visit the nearest cashpoint as he had left his wallet in Moscow which I was happy to do given the unfortunate circumstances. Unfortunately there was an "incident" where i somehow ended up under the wheels of the Airport Shuttle bus. As luck would have it, soon after I also developed all the symptoms of radiation poisoning and I never saw them again but they promised that Svetlana would be in touch. That was 3 years ago, I hope she's ok. It's good that she's well enough to email again.
Classic.
There wiz a Svetlana bid in Birkhill. Her faither wiz a union man at the pit, her mither worked at the Store drapery. They cried her efter Stalin's youngest dauchter. She wiz engaged tae a laddie cried Eck, but her faither didn'y like him, so he goat him transferred tae a pit in Fife tae brek them up. She wiz an awfy clever lassie. When she was training tae be a teacher, she merrit oan tae anither laddie cried Gregor, but auld Joe, her faither, didny like him eethur, tho he'd never met him. Scunnert wi Joe, when he dee'd, she taen her mithers name an went tae bide oot i Bo'ness. Ah still see her auntie at the Craigview cafe fi time tae time. Ah see its up fur sale tae.
There wiz anither lassie cried Svetlana that I palled aboot wi yin summer when her faither, boay bi the name i Frank Lloyd Wright, came tae Bo'ness tae design sum buildings. It wz either the Liberal club ur Fisons social club, canny mind whit yin.
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