Some English visitors that were holidayin in Scoatlind insisted that I "take thum up the Trossachs" one fine Scotch summer's day. They huvny been back since.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
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Is that Loch Lubnaig jist beyond the trossachs toon i Callendar?
(ah ken the answer this is fur visitors fi abroad)
I was bitten in the Trossachs once.
Some English visitors that were holidayin in Scoatlind insisted that I "take thum up the Trossachs" one fine Scotch summer's day.
They huvny been back since.
Do you think we can get any more mileage out of the vaguely similar Trossachs/Bollocks play-on-words?
Probably - Lorne is rackn his brains as we speak nae doobt!
Not quite sure how "take thum up the bollocks" wid work tho.
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