We received this genuine email the day fi yin i oor readers:
"I remember yon funny boay thit used ti walk aboot Newtoon thit folk say used ti be an academic. The stoary goes, in tru Bo'ness fashion, thit "He wis that brainy, he went thick".
I'm just about to start University and am worried that I may end up like this, wi ma ballop doon, ma laces oot n being fed roll-ups ful i gravel.
Is this true or not? Can you really be so intelligent that you start to regress mentally?
Worried Intelligentia,
Ridbrae
Bo'ness"
Any thochts oan this yin readers?
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Are you Worried Intelligentia of Redbrae, Bo'ness, West Lothian, Scotland, Great Britain, Europe, The World?
Are Bo'ness United playing Linlithgow Rose at Newrown Park, Jamieson Avenue, Bo'ness, West Lothian, Scotland, Great Britain, Europe, The World on Saturday 7th July 2007?
Do you have a light?
And a cigarette please?
Pleasently put Gordon from the sunshine houses. Always remeber meeting him when a done ma paper roond.
We used to call him Smiler oan account o' he wis ayewis smilin.
Ah heard he goat some disease and that made him a bit doolally.
His sister still bides at Salmon Court.
I heard he had a good job and all the presure got to him he snaped
Wi some i the atrocious spellin in these comments r yees share sum i yess are no cumin doon wi the same affliction in Bo'ness, West Lothian, really Falkirk, Central Scotland, United Kingdom, European Union, The Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Mars, Marathon, noo Snickers, The Galaxy, The Universe.
Two -nil ti the Bo'ness United, also known as the BUs?
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