If yuv evir wondert how Lithgi Bistro owner Lorne kin afford ti go fancy hoalidays ti Tuscany n Florence n the like here's the proof yin Fair Day in the mid-nineties. No content wi eatn aw her pieces, he hus jist raided the back press in the scullery i his kindly auld Auntie Bessie fur botils i beer, n quickly makes his exit up the Links ti the Mairchlinds. Sags Binnz n Broon look oan it the tomfoolery, Broon even eggn him oan wi a 'V' fur victory sign. Lorne regularly 'stocks up' the Bistro this wey, indeed his ain gairage is ful i drink he hus nivir bocht, and indeed very rarely is it wastit oan visitors who invite thumsel up fur tea.
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Those comments are indeed very true, especially the last bit.
Lorne looks like he's been drinkin Fosters( wi a twist). No thit ah'm influenced bi adverts or anyhin.
Looks like fair fever got ti sags. Hip hip hooray ya miserable git!
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