G-dyke's maist famous petrochemical worker Superplumb is in the heidlines again the nicht eftir triumphin it the Tommy Boatil Memorial Masters wi a narrow bit hard-focht victory.
The competition, named the eftir G-pans legend who yased ti walk aboot the Bronx wi twa Wm Low's bags ful i empty Barr's ginger boatils and who singul-haundedly invented the recycling miny i us take fur granted these days, wis played this year it Scotland's most mountainous golf course, West Lothian GC.
Eftir the qualifying roonds it Kingsbarns, three gowfers were left ti battle it oot - Superplumb, Lorne n Carrier.
Apologies wur received fi Not So Sags who hud an oardir i seevin hunner Post-it Notes ti Frankfurt ti soart oot. Ithir potential entrants nivir hud thir phones switched oan.
A 21 over par score i 93, yasein Thirlestane Rules (preferred lies n loast baws dinny coont) saw the 'Plumb edge it fi the ithir twa who baith cairded a 98, bit Lorne came second is he bocht the roond it the 19th hole.
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5 comments:
why the fuck is he teeing off wen theres folk on the faiway within hitting distace?
They dont look to be waving him through!
FORE!!!!!!!!!!
There is a simple explanation ur this.
Is we said - we wur playn Thirlestane Rules -
"Rule No:43 - If twabaws in front i ye r playn slow, crack a drive oaf n let thum ken ye mean business".
Impoastur alert. Tommy Sneddon went to the great scooroot in the sky some years ago. An he bid in Caysuloan, no Grangepans, cashing in oan the depoasits fi his boatils in Tom's shoap
Correct oan the first pint Orpheus, bit mind - ye dinny hae ti be boarn i the Pans ti remain furivir a legend in oor herts. Jist passn thru dis sometimes.
Thirlelstane rules also state thit yi dig a hole oot wi a sand wedge?
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