That feckin Hartley hare wis yin scary puppit, wis it no? Dunno how that wis ivir meant ti entertain us. If ah remember rightly, thur wis a lassie in ma academy class thit goat cauld Hartley hare, yin oan account i hur name n twa, she looked like it, though ahm sure she is probably a toatal stunner noo.
Ah fkn hated thon Hartley Hare puppet. It wiz aye flightin at the pig. Nae wonder, mind you. Fkn awfy black country accent "Moi name ees Peeg and Oi loike to eat". Wee fat bastard. Ah fkn hated thon pig. And thon hare.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
2 comments:
That feckin Hartley hare wis yin scary puppit, wis it no? Dunno how that wis ivir meant ti entertain us. If ah remember rightly, thur wis a lassie in ma academy class thit goat cauld Hartley hare, yin oan account i hur name n twa, she looked like it, though ahm sure she is probably a toatal stunner noo.
Ah fkn hated thon Hartley Hare puppet. It wiz aye flightin at the pig. Nae wonder, mind you. Fkn awfy black country accent "Moi name ees Peeg and Oi loike to eat". Wee fat bastard. Ah fkn hated thon pig. And thon hare.
Post a Comment