
When I got up the road, I said to Mrs Tricky, there's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's elvish
- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Dinny ken whit we are oan aboot?
Learn the lingo here.
UPDATE: OWER A HUNNERINALEEVIN NEW WORDS!
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Mae pennen!
Sinomë mettassë, i metta ilyë nation, gweston Corvis's lingwe sina ná mára!
Ma quetil i lambe Eldaiva?
Try here then:
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Content&file=index&action=ViewContent&cid=9
Seen a drunk stagger oot i the carriers this evenin.
I'm sure he wis Legolas !
-insert slide whistle sound effect here-
As Gandalf the Gray is fond of saying "As long as you've got your elf"
Did embdy noatice thit Legolas eiweys wears Mithril gloves n bits when gon oot ti battle?
Elven Safety at Work Act.
Ah've nae time for they wee pointy eared bastds and ah hate masel tae.
Ah admit it, ah hae low elf esteem
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