This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
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Mae pennen!
Sinomë mettassë, i metta ilyë nation, gweston Corvis's lingwe sina ná mára!
Ma quetil i lambe Eldaiva?
Try here then:
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Content&file=index&action=ViewContent&cid=9
Seen a drunk stagger oot i the carriers this evenin.
I'm sure he wis Legolas !
-insert slide whistle sound effect here-
As Gandalf the Gray is fond of saying "As long as you've got your elf"
Did embdy noatice thit Legolas eiweys wears Mithril gloves n bits when gon oot ti battle?
Elven Safety at Work Act.
Ah've nae time for they wee pointy eared bastds and ah hate masel tae.
Ah admit it, ah hae low elf esteem
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