- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
The Night in Kinneil Bowling Club ....
... when I popped in for a pint, there was a sign up saying there was a private party on in the lounge, fancy dress, theme was evil characters from Lord of the Rings. I looked ben and there were lots of people dressed as Orcs, Saruman, Sauron, Nasguls, the lot, all up dancing to a Sophie Ellis-Bextor song.
Ah wis at yon pairty. Went ti the bogs n wis waitn ootside a wc cubicle fur ages. Wee guy wis spewin up cola. When the door opens a big guy wi pintit ears appears wi the wee boay in tow lookn green aroond the gills. Ah says ti an orc daein a pish - "Whit's the stoary thair"?
Orc replies "Huv ye nivir seen an Elf wi a bad coke hobbit afore?"
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
6 comments:
Unless there are sufficient pledges to acceptable charities, expect more crap, toon located, LotR related, music based puns.
"Orthancs for the memory" ?
When Saruman Loves a Woman
Nasgul in the Ring
Ring of fire, by Frodo Baggins
What do you call a ring-bearer who supports St Mirren? Gollum Duncan!
Ah wis at yon pairty. Went ti the bogs n wis waitn ootside a wc cubicle fur ages. Wee guy wis spewin up cola. When the door opens a big guy wi pintit ears appears wi the wee boay in tow lookn green aroond the gills.
Ah says ti an orc daein a pish - "Whit's the stoary thair"?
Orc replies "Huv ye nivir seen an Elf wi a bad coke hobbit afore?"
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