Monday, January 07, 2008

Joy Division

Ian Joy, wha's faimily bides in Bo'ness, so that makes him yin i us in ma book, is currently starring fur St. Pauli in the Bundesliga. He's bangin the goals in noo anaw, Joy strikn a left-fitted volley fi the side i the penalty boax thit left Augsburg goalkeeper Sven Neuhaus wi nae chance in his side's recent Twa-Nil victory. Gid goal tae.

Germany's leading fitba mag "" reports, howivir, thit Joy's biggest regret in fitba is thit he wis too young ti play a game fur the famous Grangepans Cosmos.

(Spotter: Ketal)

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