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Thursday, June 05, 2008
What the fks a "wabsite"?
If you want a laugh, try logging onto the Scottish Parliament's "Scots language" website. It's like the government's been taken over by the Broons and Oor Wullie.
I'm not sure who this website is supposed to benefit. If there are any Scots who have difficulty understanding the English version, they're hardly likely to make head nor tail of the Sunday Post version.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
3 comments:
Total Nationalist wank!!!
"wabsite"? Are you sure that's no Elmer Fudd language ? The words Fudd and nationalists on the same post, being appropriate on many levels.
Incidentley you can search Google in Elmer Fudd at:
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/
I'm not sure who this website is supposed to benefit. If there are any Scots who have difficulty understanding the English version, they're hardly likely to make head nor tail of the Sunday Post version.
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