Brekkin News: P DIDDY IN BO'NESS

Hollywood Legend Steps In Massive Dugs Shite

The legendary American record producer, rapper, actor, men's fashion designer, entrepreneur and dancer P Diddy hud a typical welcum ti Bo'ness the day when he stoapped fur fags it the Richmond Garage.
He stood in a dugs shite thit hud oanly been freshly laid bi a passin stray mongrel hurryin alang ti Castlehill.
Diddy, real name Ken Dodd, wis comfortit, howivir, bi cheery Filling Station staff who reminded him i the fact thit this occurrence is aften seen is lucky, n he "wid soon cum inty money".