In whit sum may see is a gratuitous zeitgeist opporchancity, to celebrate the "grand re-opening" i the Hippodrome (nae expense spared bi Fawkirt Cooncil - a bit i rid carpet flung doon it the entrance - this isny Fawkirt or Grangemooth eftir aw) whit's the best film ye saw thair prior ti it shuttin?
Ah kin mind watchn twa Planet i the Apes films in the yin sittn.
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Best Film : Zulu
Bedknobs n Broomsticks wis the scariest.
A hud nightmares fur years aboot empty suits i armour coming ower the fence fi Thirlestane.
affy guid night.. the re-opening... free bottle oh water + jelly jar sweets tae take away! along wi yer free glass bubbly! :) i winae at last showing.. am no old enuff.
They micht huv picked a better film thin yon chick flick Mamma Mia.
it wiz a feeeel good film (apparently) everywan wiz singing + clapping. :)
Do you think they'll be showing classics? Classics like 'Deep Throat'. Or 'Straw Dogs'.
Ah mind gittin in throo the back door ti see Thunderbaw when ah wis aboot seevin or eight. That might hae sumhin ti dae wi why it shut doon,naebdy peyed. Any Disney cartoon wis eye a guid yin oan a Setirday moarnin
Did embdy see The Invisible Man thair?
Wis thi Aristocats at 5 year auld.
Then years later an auld Bond film, while watchin "Mad" Pete Jackson getting huckled oot for lobbing cola cubes at the big screen.
Mind evirbidy yased ti stamp thit feet in approval it the end?
Gulliver's Travels!!! The auld man Gus Malarky dropped us aff n then popped across the road tae the Arc'n'ciel (sp). Afore it became The Whinns.
I apologise fur ma poor spelling of the Frog wurd fur Rainbow.
Mr. Canning will be turning in his grave!!!
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa (naww that wis Glynn Jones FFS!!)
Malarky - kneel at the front son where I can see you.
Ah hud a laddie kneel in front i mi fur five years, but whut could a dae?
Now, Jai, tu a, il a elle ( followed by utter fabrications of flying spitfires. . .)
Ah jist saw a programme the night at ma sistas fur forthcoming Hippodrome attractions. How did we miss "Life of Brian" last settirdiy? That wid huv been a gid day oot fur the BOOBs.
Nivir mind ay?
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...
Haw! wiz ye it yer sisters fur yer tea? Haw!
Tommy CanNING...
Wi the high waist underpants aboot a fit abin his belt.
"Right class, wurr gawn to doo "moddelllllls" but furst let's conjugate (is that noa latin fur pump or shag??)the verb "Donnayyy" tae give..
Zji doN
eel doN
L doN etc"
Many years later a former pupil, so affected by Mr. canNING's French pronunciation of the verb "Donnayyy" tae give started a sportswear chain - alledjiddly.
Rumour also has it that, Mr. McGrath (the anorexic twat) was conjugating more than verbs with Miss Tierney - alledjiddly anaw.
Whaw remembers Miss Shine n Miss McQuade?? Nightmares noo eh?? :-)
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