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Sunday, November 08, 2009
Protect the Lorne!
I read that there is a campaign to the give the Lorne Sausage a Protected Geographical Indicator, putting it alongside Parma ham, Arbroath Smokies and Melton Mowbray pies.
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Ging Gang
said...
On searching various geographical tomes and almanacs, it appears the Preferred Geographical Determinator is already in existence!!! It exists along supernatural pagan laylines, which culminate in the postcode of note and legend, EH49 7AB. The runes transcribed from the early manuscripts state that only this postcode, and a Lorne product purveying proprietor in an establishment within the said area, may claim their rightful crown of "Chief Square Sage With Brown Sauce"! Arise King Lorne, wherever you may be!!. . .
S'funny - this subject wis raised by Loopy (Big Kev's bro) oan settirdiy walkin through the Glebe park ti the Spoartsman's Dinner. It wis oan ma "Ti Dae" list. Bate us ti it again Mowgs.
The bold Lorneis aware i this, bit is undoobtedly hung ower given his state oan Settirdiy nicht/Sunday moarnin.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
3 comments:
On searching various geographical tomes and almanacs, it appears the Preferred Geographical Determinator is already in existence!!!
It exists along supernatural pagan laylines, which culminate in the postcode of note and legend, EH49 7AB.
The runes transcribed from the early manuscripts state that only this postcode, and a Lorne product purveying proprietor in an establishment within the said area, may claim their rightful crown of "Chief Square Sage With Brown Sauce"!
Arise King Lorne, wherever you may be!!. . .
S'funny - this subject wis raised by Loopy (Big Kev's bro) oan settirdiy walkin through the Glebe park ti the Spoartsman's Dinner. It wis oan ma "Ti Dae" list.
Bate us ti it again Mowgs.
The bold Lorneis aware i this, bit is undoobtedly hung ower given his state oan Settirdiy nicht/Sunday moarnin.
Are Corvi's Broon Fish Suppers oan the list btw?
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