Tuesday, February 23, 2010

BREKKIN: Cheryl Cole Linked wi Bo'ness Man

Yon Ashley Chucked

In a sensational twist the nicht, Geordie favourite Cheryl Cole (nee Tweedy) is SINGUL.
Cole, wha sometimes foalyies the BOOB oan Twitter, hus asked fur privacy, bit she prefers men wi shoart names like Cole & Hough (pronounced How). This means men wi Bo'ness surnames like Bow, Dow, Low, Mill, Meikle, Reid, Gairdner, Lowrie, Grant, Sneddon & Hamilton are in wi a chance, probably in the region i 1000000 ti yin.

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