As you do

Albeit in unfortunate circumstances, I had the pleasure of an afternoon in the company of the boy Binnz the ithir day.

Sadly, he had to rush hame on the account of having to pick up a frozen deid hamster fi the vet, ti defrost it and bury it in his back gairdin.

The pet hamster, less than 6 months old, "Got a a good send off", Binnz l8r txtd.