London's Burning

Question 1

Whit's the biggest crime?

A disaffected youth smashing in a High Street Phone Company's shoap windy n stealn a few Blackberry Curves?

Or the Phone Company itself bein let aff wi £4.6 BILLION in tax eftir winin & dinin HMRC.

Question 2

Whit stoary will receive mair coverage oan the News?

Remember - we're all in it together.

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