Fouldubs

I wis jist driving oot i the toon there towards ma Maw's hoose when I goat ti the wee entrance lane ti the railway at the end i the auld gas hodder, across fi the Foondry.

It wis abso pishin it doon an there wis sum size i dub oan the road.

Anyweys, ahem, the car in front i me, ahem proceeded ti drive right thru it ti avoid oncoming traffic, the result being that a young lassie goat ABSO-FKN-LUTELY drooked wi mucky water.

The funniest thing ah've seen in a long while, but the pair lassie wis fkn ragin!