Try and remember the jokes associated wi the following punchlines:
1. Have ye tried pulln up your string vest?
2. No - it's jist the way I part ma hair
3. He came back wi 3 i the Sergeant's fingers
4. He caught a fish THAT size ( visual joke)
5. No I didley
6. How - huv ye no goat a vase?
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18 comments:
Ah fkn kent u wid yase that yin he he.
Embdy any mair?
Six fish goat battered
Weigh - hay - hay!
This is a humph oan ma back, no a parachute!
(Real life story joke)
'hobbies, aye, watchin porn an eatin cheesy wotsits'
Ashet! Ma troosers!
Whit dae u want ti be when ye blow up? (topical joke)
Get down paddy, there's 3 more ti come!
If that final engine goes we'll be up here aw night!
Wait till ye see the size i the ither yin!
Her knickers fitted her like a glove
Tobogganist? 20 Benson & Hedges, please.
Ah've goat a fishcake up ma fanny and if ah hae anither bairn it'll be a mackerel.
Hello ladies!
He-haw He-haw He-halways calls me that.
'Dopey shagged a penguin'.
Big Shoey Dugless
Rupert the Fridge
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