Impassive

Mair from the 'Futin Detin - Introspective' foaty series kindly provided by NotsoSags.

This time a distraught Binnz turns away in floods i tears efter a cold, impassive but clinically professional Fut has just broken the news ti him that the sair tae he has been suffern fi is mair thin likely ti be a severe ingrowing verrucca, requirin months i visits, at £20 an hoor, involving extensive debridement of the affected area wi a sherp scalpel.

Meanwhile, oblivious to devastating turn of events, Mrs. Fut is power-napping between her husband's consultations.